Sometimes I like to pass the time by reading blogs. Who doesn’t? I have several that I like to read on a regular basis; one of my favorites is Wide Lawns. Occasionally, the lovely proprietress of Wide Lawns will entertain her readers with reprehensible dishes that she comes across, referring to them as Nasty A**ed Recipes. (I will refer to them as NARs since I an in a lazy sort of mood.
A few days ago, Wide Lawns posted what she described as the nastiest recipe of all time. It involves cream cheese and pepper jack. And White Castle Burgers?? You can view the recipe here. Then Wide Lawns asked if someone would make it. Of course, I volunteered. In the eighth grade, a friend voiced her concerns over the even stranger foods I might crave if I ever got pregnant. It was only natural that I make the recipe and document it for mankind.
First, I must transform these:
They look like breadcrumbs, don’t they? I was pleasantly surprised. Then I started layering: a mixture of cream cheese and Dusseldorf mustard (I substituted a horseradish deli mustard after some research), chopped onions, and the burger crumbs. So far:
After I added a mixture of pepper jack cheese and milk, the dish began to resemble the vomit Wide Lawns had feared.
The finishing touch was vintage parsley flakes circa 2005 that I had pinched from my parents’ house post-Katrina. It went in the oven for 20 minutes and voila!
How did it taste, you ask? It wasn’t bad hot out of the oven. I would have eaten half of the dish if I hadn’t been so busy with other things. But I did need a second opinion, so I got my husband to try it without telling him what it was. He gave it a thumbs up until he found out what was in it.
If you are brave enough to try this dish, make sure you eat it hot out of the oven. It isn’t as good reheated. Happy cooking!
I’m going to come out and say it: I LOVE TO COOK!!! Putting together culinary delights and then being able to enjoy them with loved ones. Ahh…
I first developed a love of cooking and food experimentation in kindergarten when each student was required to submit a recipe for the class cookbook. I submitted a recipe for macaroni salad which included ingredients such as boiled eggs and pickles. A few years later, I was required to both submit a recipe and cook a dish for my eighth grade Cajun Food Fest. I was already adept at deviled eggs; I found a deviled egg recipe with a Bechamel sauce. Sound Cajun, right? My sophomore year of high school, the geography classes put on a luncheon for the teachers. You had to bring a dish from a certain country. I forget what my country was; but my dish was lamb.
In high school, I took home economics. I would love to say that it taught me how to make all kinds of gourmet meals, but sadly, it did not. I learned how to make biscuits from scratch during the cooking semester. Then the teacher went on maternity leave and the substitute suggested such concoctions as jello salad. Gag.
Eventually, I learned to cook on my own. My mom taught me some. I followed recipes very closely; I loved trying out new ones. I would cook a fancy dinner every year for my mom’s birthday. Eventually, I began experimenting more with recipes. It’s hard to always find someone to be my guinea pig though.
I like to do all kinds of cooking now. I can cook traditional dinners on the stove or in the oven. One of my favorite things to do is cook in the crock pot so I don’t have to rush to think of something later in the day. One site I like to use is A Year of Slow Cooking. She has her recipes organized well and all of them are gluten free. With other types of cooking, I have used allrecipes.com or food.com, formerly Recipezaar. However, I tend to now put all my recipes in one place with the ZipList Recipe Clipper.
I have been trying to bake a lot lately, but I am going to save that for another post. I may post a recipe or two in the future!